








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2059 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 670 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8802 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9951 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7082 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8588 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,867,144 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B E N C E | 53% | 121 |
| #2 | Luca. | 52% | 60 |
| #3 | zigan | 51% | 78 |
| #4 | Spressord | 49% | 153 |
| #5 | mirror | 49% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirror | 533 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | dweeb2 | 524 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | DerAdIer | 512 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Spressord | 376 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | zigan | 232 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerAdIer | +2.58 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | Luca. | +0.42 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | zigan | +0.38 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | dweeb2 | +0.17 | 53 | 65 |
| #5 | Spressord | +0.11 | 77 | 62 |





