








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 37% |
| Smokes | 414 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 982 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 848 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,943 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realszekely | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | 𝕮 𝕬 𝕽 𝕷 𝕺 𝕾 | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | FuturE | 63% | 121 |
| #4 | Capt. Irgumburgum | 54% | 140 |
| #5 | Sabi ⭕⃤🐸 | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realszekely | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | 𝕮 𝕬 𝕽 𝕷 𝕺 𝕾 | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | FuturE | 63% | 121 |
| #4 | Capt. Irgumburgum | 54% | 140 |
| #5 | Sabi ⭕⃤🐸 | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capt. Irgumburgum | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | FuturE | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | realszekely | 3 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuturE | 179 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Capt. Irgumburgum | 89 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | 𝕮 𝕬 𝕽 𝕷 𝕺 𝕾 | 70 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sabi ⭕⃤🐸 | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | realszekely | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TÁK TÁK DiddyDaddy | +3.18 | 88 | 42 |
| #2 | Capt. Irgumburgum | +1.49 | 94 | 29 |
| #3 | FuturE | +1.03 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | realszekely | +0.02 | 89 | 33 |
| #5 | 𝕮 𝕬 𝕽 𝕷 𝕺 𝕾 | -2.40 | 67 | 55 |





