








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 499 | 24% |
| Smokes | 692 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 635 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,727 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 934 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denni | 80% | 35 |
| #2 | i see a dog i pet it | 54% | 57 |
| 50% | 14 | ||
| #4 | leandog | 50% | 121 |
| #5 | Femboy Mu | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 50% | 14 | ||
| #4 | leandog | 50% | 121 |
| #5 | Femboy Mu | 45% | 20 |
| 38% | 8 | ||
| 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leandog | 21 | 0.0088 |
| 2 | 0.0072 | ||
| #3 | i see a dog i pet it | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Denni | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Femboy Mu | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denni | +8.21 | 98 | 36 |
| #2 | leandog | +4.27 | 76 | 33 |
| +0.51 | 44 | 48 | ||
| #4 | i see a dog i pet it | -1.42 | 60 | 28 |
| -1.56 | 63 | 22 |





