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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 212 | 24% |
| Smokes | 249 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 320 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 110 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,363 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert Kurwica | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | La Tuada | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Uncle Kuncle | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | JohnDeere | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | paei100 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle Kuncle | 203 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | La Tuada | 188 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | StalkovicQAQ | 115 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Robert Kurwica | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | włodar | 54 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | włodar | +3.62 | 77 | 77 |
| #2 | xMoontee | +2.79 | 52 | 31 |
| #3 | Robert Kurwica | +1.16 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | StalkovicQAQ | +0.42 | 42 | 63 |
| #5 | Uncle Kuncle | -0.21 | 54 | 72 |





