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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1276 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1446 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 913 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 909 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,316 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paei100 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | xMoontee | 58% | 60 |
| #3 | JohnDeere | 50% | 70 |
| #4 | StalkovicQAQ | 49% | 75 |
| #5 | La Tuada | 49% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | La Tuada | 213 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | StalkovicQAQ | 169 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Robert Kurwica | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | JohnDeere | 68 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | włodar | 57 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | włodar | +3.30 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | xMoontee | +2.27 | 47 | 31 |
| #3 | Robert Kurwica | +1.73 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | paei100 | +0.26 | 49 | 52 |
| #5 | StalkovicQAQ | -0.02 | 42 | 61 |





