








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3738 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2208 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1733 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,347,219 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I3J0RN | 56% | 139 |
| #2 | Lynx ❤ | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | Gnomethunder | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I3J0RN | 56% | 139 |
| #2 | Lynx ❤ | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | Gnomethunder | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lynx ❤ | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Gnomethunder | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | I3J0RN | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I3J0RN | 483 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Lynx ❤ | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Gnomethunder | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I3J0RN | +1.37 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | NubsiePie | +1.35 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | Lynx ❤ | -2.54 | 42 | 74 |
| #4 | Gnomethunder | -5.34 | 27 | 27 |





