








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1060 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4177 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5609 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4886 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4960 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $984,941 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ULI, ¿EL HUMILDE? | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | RoyKLK | 60% | 68 |
| #3 | Drako t('-'t)⛧ | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | J0S1C0! | 58% | 98 |
| #5 | mannyw0w | 57% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mannyw0w | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Drako t('-'t)⛧ | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | RoyKLK | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ♛ N E O Z Z ♛ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Deus | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mannyw0w | +3.59 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Zekken | +0.91 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | Drako t('-'t)⛧ | +0.71 | 78 | 74 |
| #4 | J0S1C0! | +0.16 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | RoyKLK | -0.18 | 79 | 66 |





