








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6338 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5595 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2082 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,535,622 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 779 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mehevyyden mestari (nahka) | 56% | 298 |
| #2 | Esco | 53% | 417 |
| #3 | toby. | 53% | 391 |
| #4 | mustasurma | 47% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mehevyyden mestari (nahka) | 56% | 298 |
| #2 | Esco | 53% | 417 |
| #3 | toby. | 53% | 391 |
| #4 | mustasurma | 47% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toby. | 25 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Esco | 18 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | mehevyyden mestari (nahka) | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | mustasurma | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esco | 1038 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | mehevyyden mestari (nahka) | 770 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | toby. | 715 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | mustasurma | 182 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pensselisetä | +4.34 | 64 | 61 |
| #2 | mehevyyden mestari (nahka) | +0.49 | 50 | 57 |
| #3 | toby. | -0.99 | 46 | 45 |
| #4 | Esco | -1.50 | 30 | 66 |
| #5 | mustasurma | -2.69 | 19 | 43 |





