








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2509 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2982 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2400 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2523 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,359 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breaking Bread | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | zff | 55% | 172 |
| #3 | Reaper | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | JUICE | 51% | 172 |
| #5 | Messi | 49% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | zff | 55% | 172 |
| #3 | Reaper | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | JUICE | 51% | 172 |
| #5 | Messi | 49% | 59 |
| #6 | Ecozin | 48% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUICE | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Reaper | 7 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | zff | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Ecozin | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zff | 740 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | JUICE | 390 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Ecozin | 343 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Reaper | 167 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Messi | 120 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breaking Bread | +6.48 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | Ecozin | +3.33 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | zff | +2.82 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | Reaper | -0.37 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | GustaMarega Lord | -1.56 | 57 | 61 |





