








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 721 | 24% |
| Smokes | 878 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 553 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,729 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TehJoke | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Porkal | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Skill Issue? | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | mango gaming | 47% | 58 |
| #5 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Porkal | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Skill Issue? | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | mango gaming | 47% | 58 |
| #5 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | 46% | 46 |
| #6 | Tilly | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Porkal | 6 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | mango gaming | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Tilly | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Skill Issue? | 3 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | mango gaming | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Porkal | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Skill Issue? | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tilly | 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TehJoke | +4.30 | 53 | 23 |
| #2 | Skill Issue? | +3.45 | 64 | 36 |
| #3 | Porkal | +2.19 | 53 | 44 |
| #4 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | -0.03 | 58 | 39 |
| #5 | gbad | -0.16 | 35 | 37 |





