








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 664 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1400 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 732 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 870 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,516 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dart Goblin | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | gbad | 44% | 41 |
| #3 | Phantom | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Porkal | 42% | 64 |
| #5 | mango gaming | 41% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Phantom | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Porkal | 42% | 64 |
| #5 | mango gaming | 41% | 116 |
| #6 | Skill Issue? | 39% | 49 |
| #7 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | 37% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | 19 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Porkal | 12 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | mango gaming | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Skill Issue? | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | gbad | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | 148 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | mango gaming | 114 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Porkal | 104 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Skill Issue? | 75 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | gbad | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skill Issue? | +2.49 | 70 | 36 |
| #2 | Porkal | +1.20 | 56 | 42 |
| #3 | gbad | +0.29 | 43 | 40 |
| #4 | O O O O O O O O O O O O O O | -0.07 | 54 | 38 |
| #5 | mango gaming | -0.36 | 56 | 40 |





