








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 953 | 21% |
| Smokes | 933 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1233 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1461 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,540 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iwnl.BindeR | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | GirthQuake | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | +Hvnter | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | drew_- | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | NiccB | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GirthQuake | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | +Hvnter | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | drew_- | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | NiccB | 45% | 74 |
| #6 | GameyGamer258 | 33% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameyGamer258 | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | NiccB | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | GirthQuake | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiccB | 228 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | GameyGamer258 | 145 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | GirthQuake | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | drew_- | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | +Hvnter | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iwnl.BindeR | +4.95 | 69 | 28 |
| #2 | NiccB | +0.82 | 59 | 60 |
| #3 | +Hvnter | +0.71 | 82 | 47 |
| #4 | Goose | +0.04 | 62 | 50 |
| #5 | GirthQuake | -0.59 | 36 | 64 |





