








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5093 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5048 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6139 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6108 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,176 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FallN | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | AgonizingFXX | 45% | 132 |
| #6 | Loot | 44% | 50 |
| #7 | -abso|ution- | 40% | 42 |
| #8 | TimbsAndAForty | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | +10.31 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | -abso|ution- | +0.19 | 54 | 49 |
| #3 | Savage | -0.11 | 41 | 51 |
| #4 | TimbsAndAForty | -0.15 | 46 | 72 |
| #5 | Yuuta | -0.16 | 48 | 52 |





