








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 588 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 557 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2115 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3262 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4055 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3700 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,638,751 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p1rate_AR | 60% | 129 |
| #2 | Rexo | 52% | 213 |
| #3 | Laden | AFK | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | op | 51% | 171 |
| #5 | RuB!X^ | 50% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MavericK | 50% | 416 |
| #7 | Lil yay | 49% | 39 |
| #8 | Doffy | 47% | 247 |
| #9 | Trigger #Tempest | 47% | 34 |
| #10 | Shiv Iam Paude | 46% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MavericK | 35 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Doffy | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Rexo | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | RuB!X^ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | op | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MavericK | 1540 | 0.17 | 36 min |
| #2 | RuB!X^ | 600 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #3 | Rexo | 472 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | Doffy | 451 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Shiv Iam Paude | 366 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p1rate_AR | +4.01 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Rexo | +1.56 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | Doffy | +1.44 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | RuB!X^ | +0.55 | 73 | 79 |
| #5 | MavericK | +0.44 | 75 | 67 |





