








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 491 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4603 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6487 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3641 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5876 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,305 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuB!X^ | 55% | 120 |
| #2 | Blackfire | 52% | 213 |
| #3 | p1rate_AR | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | MavericK | 51% | 288 |
| #5 | Doffy | 50% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MavericK | 51% | 288 |
| #5 | Doffy | 50% | 188 |
| #6 | Laden | AFK | 49% | 49 |
| #7 | op | 49% | 141 |
| #8 | Shiv Iam Paude | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MavericK | 24 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Blackfire | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Doffy | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Shiv Iam Paude | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | op | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MavericK | 944 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | RuB!X^ | 495 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Doffy | 319 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Shiv Iam Paude | 316 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | p1rate_AR | 266 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p1rate_AR | +3.05 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | Doffy | +1.58 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Rexo | +1.11 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | RuB!X^ | +0.86 | 76 | 79 |
| #5 | MavericK | +0.50 | 76 | 66 |





