








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 728 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2599 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2574 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1615 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2001 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,254,370 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scravz | 54% | 134 |
| #2 | cg. | 48% | 184 |
| #3 | 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘𝖊𝖗 | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | R4sklaat | 45% | 100 |
| #5 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | cg. | 48% | 184 |
| #3 | 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘𝖊𝖗 | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | R4sklaat | 45% | 100 |
| #5 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 41% | 70 |
| #6 | Atominat1on | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scravz | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | cg. | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | R4sklaat | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4sklaat | 415 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | cg. | 344 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Scravz | 276 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 145 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Atominat1on | 110 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrymoveNick | +3.17 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘𝖊𝖗 | +0.75 | 86 | 47 |
| #3 | Atominat1on | +0.37 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Scravz | +0.34 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | cg. | -1.35 | 38 | 62 |





