








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3815 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2618 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3243 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2656 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,666,660 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrymoveNick | 54% | 134 |
| #2 | cg. | 49% | 158 |
| #3 | R4sklaat | 48% | 117 |
| #4 | Κα΄α΄Κκ°ΚΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’ | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | ππππππ | 42% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrymoveNick | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | R4sklaat | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ππππππ | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | cg. | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4sklaat | 428 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | TrymoveNick | 360 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | UnKn0wN_US3R | 307 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | cg. | 280 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | ππππππ | 194 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrymoveNick | +3.22 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Scravz | +1.90 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | ππππππ | +0.49 | 86 | 48 |
| #4 | Κα΄α΄Κκ°ΚΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’ | +0.17 | 71 | 33 |
| #5 | cg. | -1.41 | 35 | 59 |





