








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3955 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3571 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3690 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4013 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $934,719 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 835 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kza? | 57% | 63 |
| #2 | Rima Hassan | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Il est où mon goûté ? | 50% | 58 |
| #4 | Azoute | 46% | 79 |
| #5 | Smoke Them All ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ | 45% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkillfulFrog | 97 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | Kza? | 34 | 0.0269 |
| #3 | Smoke Them All ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ | 23 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Splinter | 22 | 0.0258 |
| #5 | Rima Hassan | 17 | 0.0221 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkillfulFrog | 972 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | Smoke Them All ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ | 444 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Azoute | 255 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Splinter | 211 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kza? | 156 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkillfulFrog | +10.90 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | Rima Hassan | +8.23 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | Kza? | +6.50 | 86 | 51 |
| #4 | Azoute | +0.99 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | Splinter | -0.89 | 51 | 45 |





