








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4589 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 384 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2268 | 55% |
| HE Grenades | 606 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 896 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $956,856 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Hibiki | 50% | 30 |
| #11 | Crissa | 50% | 222 |
| #12 | Skadi | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | 叫んだ | 44% | 64 |
| #14 | CieL | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiro | 28 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Crissa | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Hibike! re1na | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 叫んだ | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | nara | 5 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nara | +5.08 | 75 | 31 |
| #2 | Skadi | +3.36 | 90 | 50 |
| #3 | Crissa | +1.39 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | Shiro | +1.19 | 49 | 58 |
| #5 | GAMMA | +0.30 | 56 | 22 |





