








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 807 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12135 | 36% |
| Smokes | 12134 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4067 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5522 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,676 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 857 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Schnee | 47% | 53 |
| #10 | Skadi | 47% | 60 |
| #11 | Lee Chae Young - 이채영 | 45% | 101 |
| #12 | ALICIA MELCHIOTT | 44% | 59 |
| #13 | 叫んだ | 42% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiro | 44 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Hibike! re1na | 38 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | GAMMA | 24 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | 叫んだ | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Hoon | 12 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiro | 1905 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #2 | Hibike! re1na | 1284 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #3 | Hoon | 626 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #4 | 叫んだ | 571 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | Lee Chae Young - 이채영 | 465 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skadi | +2.05 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | Crissa | +1.80 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | Shiro | +1.25 | 48 | 58 |
| #4 | GAMMA | +0.54 | 56 | 21 |
| #5 | Lee Chae Young - 이채영 | +0.40 | 81 | 70 |





