








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2518 | 44% |
| Smokes | 909 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1023 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1268 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $448,811 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Providence | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | MiSF1T | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | CELLtwitch.tv | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | KamlesH #Slochanpeek | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | ProMetheus | 50% | 32 |

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CELLtwitch.tv | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | KamlesH #Slochanpeek | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | ProMetheus | 50% | 32 |
| #6 | RIKqN _I_ | 50% | 119 |
| #7 | ![]() shikonokonoko | 45% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KamlesH #Slochanpeek | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | ![]() shikonokonoko | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | RIKqN _I_ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | CELLtwitch.tv | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ProMetheus | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIKqN _I_ | 543 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | CELLtwitch.tv | 187 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | ProMetheus | 94 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | ![]() shikonokonoko | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | MiSF1T | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIKqN _I_ | +1.25 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | ProMetheus | +1.05 | 54 | 61 |
| #3 | ![]() shikonokonoko | -0.36 | 34 | 56 |
| #4 | KamlesH #Slochanpeek | -0.43 | 35 | 46 |
| #5 | mAd GhOsT | -0.73 | 60 | 65 |






