








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4360 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3331 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3097 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2521 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,182,008 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiSF1T | 55% | 124 |
| #2 | ProMetheus | 53% | 156 |
| #3 | Providence | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | CELLtwitch.tv | 52% | 113 |
| #5 | mAd GhOsT | 50% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Providence | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | CELLtwitch.tv | 52% | 113 |
| #5 | mAd GhOsT | 50% | 119 |
| #6 | KamlesH #Slochanpeek | 46% | 72 |
| #7 | shikonokonoko | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAd GhOsT | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | KamlesH #Slochanpeek | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | shikonokonoko | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ProMetheus | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | CELLtwitch.tv | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CELLtwitch.tv | 529 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | mAd GhOsT | 426 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | ProMetheus | 424 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | MiSF1T | 324 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | shikonokonoko | 116 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIKqN _I_ | +1.33 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | ProMetheus | +1.04 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | MiSF1T | -0.52 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | shikonokonoko | -1.03 | 34 | 49 |
| #5 | mAd GhOsT | -1.10 | 58 | 64 |





