








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2219 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2497 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1337 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2415 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $654,002 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 470 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ->Morky<- | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Praotec trap | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | cyd1cal | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | ComeGetSome | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Kawppa | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Praotec trap | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | cyd1cal | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | ComeGetSome | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Kawppa | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | 7IMO | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyd1cal | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | 7IMO | 2 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | ComeGetSome | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kawppa | 135 | 0.44 | 3 min |
| #2 | cyd1cal | 132 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | ComeGetSome | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ->Morky<- | 86 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | 7IMO | 58 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7IMO | +2.01 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | slayd | +0.90 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | Praotec trap | +0.81 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | Kawppa | +0.75 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | cyd1cal | -0.65 | 69 | 74 |





