








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 914 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8222 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8588 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6088 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5213 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,894,977 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scout | 45% | 210 |
| #2 | r1 | 44% | 384 |
| #3 | ImTheWorstCSPlayer | 39% | 346 |
| #4 | d2 | 37% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scout | 45% | 210 |
| #2 | r1 | 44% | 384 |
| #3 | ImTheWorstCSPlayer | 39% | 346 |
| #4 | d2 | 37% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImTheWorstCSPlayer | 41 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Scout | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | r1 | 13 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImTheWorstCSPlayer | 520 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | r1 | 468 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #3 | Scout | 413 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | d2 | 125 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r1 | +1.77 | 69 | 46 |
| #2 | d2 | +0.49 | 61 | 38 |
| #3 | Scout | +0.28 | 63 | 52 |
| #4 | Botting Green Dragons | -0.23 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | ImTheWorstCSPlayer | -1.84 | 39 | 48 |





