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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
50 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 70 | 40% |
| Smokes | 28 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 50 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 25 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $25,067 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adimys | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | xIPinguIx | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | Erwinho | 100% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adimys | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | xIPinguIx | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | Erwinho | 100% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xIPinguIx | 4 | 0.0541 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xIPinguIx | 17 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #2 | Erwinho | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Adimys | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erwinho | +6.27 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | xIPinguIx | +5.09 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | DripDrip | +4.70 | 40 | 50 |
| #4 | Adimys | +1.05 | 41 | 58 |





