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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
978 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 413 | 33% |
| Smokes | 150 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 293 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,881 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 883 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swig | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Terra Agnew | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Jsun | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | CEO OF GETTING FRIEND ZONED | 2 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Joe Rundown | 2 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Я лижу задницу св | +2.59 | 83 | 38 |
| #2 | Swig | +0.46 | 53 | 37 |
| #3 | adnw | +0.22 | 78 | 38 |
| #4 | Terra Agnew | -0.56 | 63 | 26 |
| #5 | Joe Rundown | -0.62 | 57 | 70 |





