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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1141 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 878 | 29% |
| Smokes | 549 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 768 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 830 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $599,469 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riigz | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Lucius | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Team Drizzy | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Looperlord | 39% | 28 |
| #5 | Terra Agnew | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Я лижу задницу св | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Terra Agnew | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | adnw | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Jsun | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Team Drizzy | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Я лижу задницу св | +2.63 | 84 | 41 |
| #2 | Team Drizzy | +1.88 | 69 | 43 |
| #3 | adnw | +1.45 | 78 | 49 |
| #4 | Riigz | +0.86 | 80 | 39 |
| #5 | Terra Agnew | +0.26 | 63 | 32 |





