








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1778 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2634 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2770 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2331 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,026,352 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qu4ck | 12 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | domdom | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Dj Cj | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | XyM | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Tripple | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qu4ck | 417 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #2 | domdom | 232 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | d!ChT | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | THEJNGG0D | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dj Cj | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qu4ck | +3.89 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | Dorfschmied | +2.33 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | THEJNGG0D | +1.29 | 74 | 76 |
| #4 | XyM | +0.80 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | Dj Cj | +0.75 | 69 | 57 |





