








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 898 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3691 | 11% |
| Smokes | 10570 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9485 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 10643 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,466,129 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mimo | 51% | 706 |
| #2 | Very crazy | 49% | 259 |
| #3 | 1vanaaa | 43% | 129 |
| #4 | Montoya | 38% | 112 |
| #5 | ✪ YT/angvil | 37% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mimo | 51% | 706 |
| #2 | Very crazy | 49% | 259 |
| #3 | 1vanaaa | 43% | 129 |
| #4 | Montoya | 38% | 112 |
| #5 | ✪ YT/angvil | 37% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mimo | 53 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Very crazy | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Montoya | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | 1vanaaa | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ✪ YT/angvil | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Very crazy | 652 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Mimo | 391 | 0.03 | 12 min |
| #3 | Montoya | 382 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | 1vanaaa | 191 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ YT/angvil | 184 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1vanaaa | +3.75 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | Mimo | +1.93 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪ YT/angvil | -0.69 | 48 | 71 |
| #4 | Montoya | -0.72 | 57 | 68 |
| #5 | Very crazy | -1.43 | 48 | 55 |





