








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 843 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 743 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2657 | 11% |
| Smokes | 9863 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 5998 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4897 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,094,324 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RachyG | 51% | 706 |
| #2 | ✪ YT/angvil | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | 1vanaaa | 49% | 114 |
| #4 | Very crazy | 48% | 171 |
| #5 | Montoya | 42% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RachyG | 51% | 706 |
| #2 | ✪ YT/angvil | 49% | 79 |
| #3 | 1vanaaa | 49% | 114 |
| #4 | Very crazy | 48% | 171 |
| #5 | Montoya | 42% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RachyG | 45 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Montoya | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Very crazy | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ✪ YT/angvil | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | 1vanaaa | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RachyG | 564 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #2 | Very crazy | 402 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | ✪ YT/angvil | 321 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | Montoya | 308 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | 1vanaaa | 193 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1vanaaa | +3.28 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Mimo | +1.74 | 60 | 59 |
| #3 | Montoya | -0.87 | 59 | 68 |
| #4 | ✪ YT/angvil | -0.90 | 43 | 67 |
| #5 | Very crazy | -2.01 | 48 | 55 |





