








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1001 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 958 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 154 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11023 | 27% |
| Smokes | 13546 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5386 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 11307 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,514,323 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 1vanaaa | 51% | 504 |
| #5 | RachyG | 49% | 259 |
| #6 | Mimo | 48% | 171 |
| #7 | Montoya | 46% | 490 |
| #8 | - | 44% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1vanaaa | 27 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Montoya | 24 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | - | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | RachyG | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ✪ YT/angvil | 10 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Montoya | 2345 | 0.23 | 62 min |
| #2 | ✪ YT/angvil | 865 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | 1vanaaa | 711 | 0.07 | 20 min |
| #4 | - | 330 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | ᵍᵒᵈnnaiim ♠ | 268 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᵍᵒᵈnnaiim ♠ | +3.71 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | 1vanaaa | +3.68 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | Mimo | +1.72 | 62 | 61 |
| #4 | - | +1.08 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | Montoya | -0.28 | 63 | 70 |





