








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 604 | 22% |
| Smokes | 602 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 804 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 703 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,895 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I swear its not a bomb | 42% | 26 |
| #2 | IM UR DA | 41% | 39 |
| #3 | Daithí | 39% | 110 |
| #4 | Green Tea & Saunakinkku | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | FULL TILT | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daithí | 125 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | FULL TILT | 55 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | CruñCher yao | 31 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | IM UR DA | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | I swear its not a bomb | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daithí | +2.45 | 57 | 53 |
| #2 | I swear its not a bomb | +2.23 | 31 | 47 |
| #3 | FULL TILT | +1.51 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | Coaran | +1.32 | 37 | 50 |
| #5 | Green Tea & Saunakinkku | +0.97 | 39 | 41 |





