








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 160 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1317 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 885 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,651 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I swear its not a bomb | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | FULL TILT | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Daithí | 48% | 99 |
| #4 | IM UR DA | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | DeathByLEDs | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daithí | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | IM UR DA | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daithí | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | I swear its not a bomb | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | IM UR DA | 44 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | DeathByLEDs | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | FULL TILT | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FULL TILT | +2.43 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | IM UR DA | +1.25 | 41 | 53 |
| #3 | Green Tea & Saunakinkku | +1.23 | 50 | 43 |
| #4 | Daithí | +0.86 | 55 | 57 |
| #5 | I swear its not a bomb | +0.25 | 28 | 33 |





