








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1585 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1928 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2650 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2550 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,461,424 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tikutti | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Slerbamonsteri | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | VitunJulle | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | Janeckin | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | Kumivene Soodu | 52% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Janeckin | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | Kumivene Soodu | 52% | 84 |
| #6 | ww | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | jokakutihuti | 42% | 19 |
| #8 | j0NsK11 | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitunJulle | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Janeckin | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Kumivene Soodu | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Slerbamonsteri | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | ww | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janeckin | 248 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | VitunJulle | 188 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Slerbamonsteri | 86 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kumivene Soodu | 75 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tikutti | 70 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitunJulle | +2.33 | 58 | 64 |
| #2 | Slerbamonsteri | +1.91 | 66 | 57 |
| #3 | ww | +1.70 | 56 | 49 |
| #4 | Janeckin | +0.31 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | jokakutihuti | -0.00 | 32 | 43 |





