








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4337 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2941 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1284 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1758 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $482,382 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ฅᖳ•ᴥ•ᖰฅ | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | Eucl1d | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | invincible rui | 47% | 172 |
| #4 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | 46% | 167 |
| #5 | applause!! | 45% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eucl1d | +1.97 | 59 | 53 |
| #2 | StanT | +0.82 | 64 | 46 |
| #3 | Cylx | +0.73 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | applause!! | +0.59 | 75 | 44 |
| #5 | cbzr | +0.12 | 71 | 65 |





