








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1690 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1356 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 620 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1244 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,560 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Cylx | 43% | 42 |
| #7 | March Ra1n雨 | 43% | 70 |
| #8 | aimless Max | 22% | 9 |
| #9 | Eclipse | 22% | 9 |
| #10 | Tututuu | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | March Ra1n雨 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Whoelse | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | 427 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Cylx | 301 | 0.33 | 10 min |
| #3 | invincible rui | 238 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | March Ra1n雨 | 192 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | applause!! | 181 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eclipse | +2.67 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | applause!! | +0.97 | 73 | 48 |
| #3 | cbzr | +0.94 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | Cylx | +0.03 | 50 | 73 |
| #5 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | -0.34 | 64 | 63 |





