








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 468 | 14% |
| Smokes | 913 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1135 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 815 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,073 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | invincible rui | 47% | 122 |
| #4 | March Ra1n雨 | 46% | 69 |
| #5 | Cylx | 45% | 73 |
| #6 | applause!! | 45% | 60 |
| #7 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | 43% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | applause!! | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | invincible rui | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Cylx | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | March Ra1n雨 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cylx | 559 | 0.36 | 17 min |
| #2 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | 514 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | invincible rui | 280 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | cbzr | 246 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #5 | March Ra1n雨 | 191 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cbzr | +1.33 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | applause!! | +1.11 | 76 | 47 |
| #3 | Cylx | +0.59 | 59 | 77 |
| #4 | ♂海贼〆幽灵谷 | -0.43 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | March Ra1n雨 | -0.47 | 54 | 56 |





