








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 803 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2623 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2154 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1961 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1640 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $962,297 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ Nexus | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | FeimiHorton | 53% | 155 |
| #4 | <3KIMPPADIIL1 | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | vangögi | 46% | 35 |
| #6 | Jespa | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeimiHorton | 315 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | vangögi | 218 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪ Nexus | 203 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | <3KIMPPADIIL1 | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jespa | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spiKe | +2.61 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | <3KIMPPADIIL1 | +0.39 | 69 | 40 |
| #3 | FeimiHorton | +0.04 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | ✪ Nexus | -0.19 | 42 | 55 |
| #5 | vangögi | -0.87 | 71 | 67 |





