








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1268 | 51% |
| Smokes | 625 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 59 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 520 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $141,328 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweetchili <3<3 | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | FeimiHorton | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | spiKe | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | <3KIMPPADIIL1 | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Jespa | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FeimiHorton | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | spiKe | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | <3KIMPPADIIL1 | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Jespa | 40% | 10 |
| #6 | ✪ Nexus | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeimiHorton | 10 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | spiKe | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ✪ Nexus | 2 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | sweetchili <3<3 | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spiKe | 116 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | FeimiHorton | 93 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ Nexus | 19 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jespa | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | sweetchili <3<3 | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spiKe | +1.97 | 64 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ Nexus | +1.94 | 34 | 44 |
| #3 | FeimiHorton | +0.92 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | vangögi | -0.87 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | <3KIMPPADIIL1 | -1.16 | 74 | 36 |





