








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 143 | 22% |
| Smokes | 225 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 157 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 136 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,200 of utility $360 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rse | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | minttukossu | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | high | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Byrtsä | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Cool Guy B) | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vangögi | 63 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #2 | spiKe | 53 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | minttukossu | 38 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | FeimiHorton | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Byrtsä | 22 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rse | +11.07 | 96 | 69 |
| #2 | minttukossu | +10.28 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | spiKe | +6.39 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | high | +3.91 | 90 | 39 |
| #5 | ✪ Nexus | +1.43 | 54 | 46 |





