








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 810 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3733 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2762 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3953 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3731 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,528 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 770 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _NovA_ | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | 46% | 39 |
| #3 | Infinite Mage Lano | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | 43% | 95 |
| #5 | la mery coco 777 | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .iS tHaT FoHrReLlE !? | +6.53 | 99 | 56 |
| #2 | Infinite Mage Lano | +3.09 | 93 | 46 |
| #3 | _NovA_ | +0.78 | 60 | 51 |
| #4 | Twitch.tv/DynamicsCS2 | +0.57 | 76 | 45 |
| #5 | Daddy Klärbär | +0.32 | 66 | 59 |





