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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 849 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2821 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1930 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1767 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2210 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,441,437 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christy | 52% | 114 |
| #2 | Peppa | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | smada | 50% | 181 |
| #4 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 49% | 91 |
| #5 | torjebosen | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christy | 52% | 114 |
| #2 | Peppa | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | smada | 50% | 181 |
| #4 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 49% | 91 |
| #5 | torjebosen | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smada | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | christy | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Peppa | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | torjebosen | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christy | 528 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | 381 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | smada | 353 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Peppa | 114 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | torjebosen | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa | +1.18 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | smada | +0.45 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | w h i t e b o y | +0.30 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE | +0.12 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | christy | +0.02 | 57 | 63 |





