








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 319 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




157 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4604 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4100 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2740 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1335 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,465,751 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brainlessy | 54% | 100 |
| #2 | Edging-Runner | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | cozzer04 | 51% | 145 |
| #4 | Erkki | 49% | 95 |
| #5 | Bosti's princess | 49% | 435 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Flamyft | 46% | 134 |
| #8 | Neoranto | 45% | 40 |
| #9 | Amy | Tonsillitis Gaming | 44% | 395 |
| #10 | Vingummi101 | 43% | 72 |
| #11 | alys :3 | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amy | Tonsillitis Gaming | 79 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Bostitch__™ | 46 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | Bosti's princess | 33 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Vingummi101 | 32 | 0.0268 |
| #5 | Flamyft | 30 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosti's princess | 488 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | brainlessy | 222 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Flamyft | 179 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Amy | Tonsillitis Gaming | 133 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bostitch__™ | 130 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brainlessy | +5.58 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | Bostitch__™ | +4.31 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | Erkki | +1.87 | 54 | 17 |
| #4 | Edging-Runner | +1.83 | 49 | 62 |
| #5 | Flamyft | +1.22 | 48 | 45 |





