








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 279 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4568 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4714 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2621 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4032 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $923,612 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kn0ckz | 64% | 118 |
| #2 | Rinkui | 63% | 126 |
| #3 | Chicken | 62% | 191 |
| #4 | Teddi | 59% | 58 |
| #5 | ziigs | 57% | 321 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ziigs | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Chicken | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Rinkui | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | zach | bidenskins.loot | 8 | 0.0138 |
| #5 | day? | 6 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ziigs | 809 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | Kn0ckz | 615 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #3 | Rinkui | 328 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Chicken | 296 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Teddi | 227 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THUG | +2.89 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | ziigs | +0.64 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | Rinkui | +0.57 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | Teddi | +0.49 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Chicken | +0.02 | 73 | 57 |





