








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,917 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1013 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1222 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 602 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 777 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,140 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloff | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Danny | LF Coach | 69% | 26 |
| #3 | abh | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | FR0GGE | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | bengtpressen | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FR0GGE | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | bengtpressen | 60% | 10 |
| #6 | Linnéa | 60% | 40 |
| #7 | Höken5 | 58% | 19 |
| #8 | Dumpalt | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linnéa | 7 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Dumpalt | 4 | 0.0282 |
| #3 | abh | 3 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Höken5 | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | FR0GGE | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Höken5 | 118 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | Linnéa | 80 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | FR0GGE | 58 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | bengtpressen | 43 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | bloff | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majstr0 | +4.02 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | FR0GGE | +2.69 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | Danny | LF Coach | +1.89 | 91 | 64 |
| #4 | bloff | +0.82 | 90 | 61 |
| #5 | abh | +0.56 | 69 | 49 |





