








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 424 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4265 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3636 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4785 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4768 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,071,116 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXICKED | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | it me | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Rudaa | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | -indig0_ | 51% | 439 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXICKED | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | it me | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | Rudaa | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | -indig0_ | 51% | 439 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -indig0_ | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | it me | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | eXICKED | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -indig0_ | 1558 | 0.17 | 42 min |
| #2 | it me | 213 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | eXICKED | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rudaa | 55 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | it me | +3.47 | 64 | 74 |
| #2 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | +3.29 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | -indig0_ | +2.66 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | eXICKED | +1.59 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | Rudaa | -0.69 | 52 | 51 |





