








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 389 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5920 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3912 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5448 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4785 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,357,047 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bwingen | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Rudaa | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | Bøgga | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | GamerQueen <3 | 51% | 439 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bwingen | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Rudaa | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | Bøgga | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | GamerQueen <3 | 51% | 439 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerQueen <3 | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Bøgga | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerQueen <3 | 1268 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #2 | Rudaa | 56 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bøgga | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | bwingen | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xXMUGGENOSTXx984 | +3.45 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | -indig0_ | +2.53 | 65 | 70 |
| #3 | Bøgga | +1.71 | 66 | 55 |
| #4 | Rudaa | -0.79 | 52 | 51 |
| #5 | bwingen | -0.93 | 46 | 42 |





