








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 931 | 31% |
| Smokes | 234 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 950 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 880 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,831 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snett ejm | 46% | 24 |
| 38% | 74 | ||
| #3 | FRUKTIG FITTA | 37% | 101 |
| 35% | 31 | ||
| 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snett ejm | 46% | 24 |
| 38% | 74 | ||
| #3 | FRUKTIG FITTA | 37% | 101 |
| 35% | 31 | ||
| 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 0.0134 | ||
| #2 | FRUKTIG FITTA | 18 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | snett ejm | 7 | 0.0151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRUKTIG FITTA | 378 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| 252 | 0.16 | 6 min | ||
| 44 | 0.13 | 1 min | ||
| 30 | 0.05 | 0 min | ||
| #5 | snett ejm | 29 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turktornet | +0.64 | 47 | 54 |
| -0.31 | 35 | 54 | ||
| -0.63 | 34 | 59 | ||
| #4 | FRUKTIG FITTA | -1.07 | 34 | 65 |
| -1.09 | 56 | 34 |





