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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 206 | 27% |
| Smokes | 261 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 120 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 171 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,823 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRUKTIG FITTA | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | Turktornet | 46% | 24 |
| 35% | 17 | ||
| 28% | 18 | ||
| 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Turktornet | 46% | 24 |
| 35% | 17 | ||
| 28% | 18 | ||
| 25% | 4 | ||
| 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRUKTIG FITTA | 5 | 0.0114 |
| 3 | 0.0085 | ||
| 3 | 0.0095 | ||
| 3 | 0.0155 | ||
| 3 | 0.0385 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRUKTIG FITTA | 101 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| 40 | 0.11 | 1 min | ||
| #3 | Turktornet | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| 18 | 0.06 | 0 min | ||
| 17 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRUKTIG FITTA | +1.49 | 42 | 58 |
| +0.46 | 64 | 19 | ||
| #3 | Turktornet | -0.75 | 40 | 51 |
| -1.02 | 29 | 45 | ||
| -1.36 | 33 | 54 |





