








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 802 | 18% |
| Smokes | 684 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1893 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 976 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,820 of utility $249 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ne3elbook | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | Zboubi | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | Perpelle | 50% | 133 |
| #4 | Ayukaz | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Pawsy | 42% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ne3elbook | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Zboubi | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Perpelle | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Pawsy | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Kazama | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ne3elbook | 237 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Perpelle | 213 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kazama | 138 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | SNEAKY | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | schindler | 97 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perpelle | +2.32 | 49 | 64 |
| #2 | ne3elbook | +2.21 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | Zboubi | +1.76 | 45 | 54 |
| #4 | schindler | +0.96 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | Kazama | -0.32 | 45 | 63 |





